Today, dearest loyal readers, you bear witness to the commencement of my newest ambitious endeavor: cataloging every restaurant I have ever visited.  Yes, the list will grow long and unruly, and yes, it is both excessive and perhaps unnecessary, but I see it both as a way to share my broader adventures that I’m unable [...]

Can you feel that, devoted readers?  It’s the sweet, sweet gravy train of progress!  That’s right, this site is on the fast track to blogging success, and you’re coming along on this wild and crazy ride.  I have two exciting tidbits to share: the first is that I got a new camera!  After much careful [...]

Greetings ladies and gentlemen,
The time has finally come for the public at large to enjoy the fruits of Sir Kensington’s labor! Scott and I will be hosting the first and final Sir Kensington’s Gourmet Scooping Ketchup party in downtown Providence at the end of April, so all who are in the area are most [...]

I was having lunch with Scott one auspicious day when he asked me, “How many gourmet mustards can find in a supermarket? And how many gourmet ketchups?” It’s unlikely you got past Heinz yourself on the second one. After that, I got to thinking: why is it that I can stroll into [...]